Berklix
Mail List Subscriptions
& Web Booking Forms.

Mail Your Subscription Request To The Robot.

How To Subscribe & Unsubscribe Mail Lists.

• The robot is FREE.
• The robot is QUICK
  It responds with a mail request to check you've not faked your address, then subscribes you, (or for some lists, passes to an owner to verify you'r not a known problem or spammer).
• The robot is EASY, Examples:

  subscribe    name_of_list_to_join 
  unsubscribe  name_of_list_to_leave  optionally_your_old_address 
  

• The robot is RELIABLE & ALWAYS AVAILABLE, FREE.
• The human list owner[s] & majordomo owner are NOT TO BE ASKED
  Unlike the owner, The robot is never too busy, sleeps, falls ill, leaves on holiday or business, mis- spells your address, gets impatient, keeps you waiting, ignores you, questions your assertion of how dumb (or lazy) you may be, or demands { proof of money paid in advance to the Red Cross & or advance lubrication by numerous beers to self &/or friends } as deterrent to wasting the owners time with manual subscription requests.
• The robot is happy to work on your request unpaid. The owner is Not.

Do NOT Ask Owner To [Un] Subscribe You.

• The owner no longer wastes his time on subscription requests.
• Don't Ask! - You Will Be Refused, Ignored, Or automatically discarded unseen.
• Owner automatically filters mail: Subscription requests are deleted un- seen, un- acknowledged, un- answered, un- actioned.
• There are hundreds of subscribers on Many Lists.
• Too dumb to use the robot ? Some claim it ! Truth usually is: Too lazy to set mailer to send Ascii, type 2 words eg subscribe gea, & return the confirmation. Even if you really Are that dumb, which the owner doesn't believe, subscriptions are still Not done manually for you by the owner. Go ask some other friend to help you, someone who has time. The owner has No time.
• The owner installed the robot because he no longer had time to waste doing free manual subscriptions. You wouldn't enjoy mailing the owner & waiting, only to realise you really have been silently deleted automatically unseen, as stated. You wouldn't enjoy waiting to meet the owner, just to be refused. The owner doesn't like being asked, or refusing either, but he Does refuse, regularly. Don't waste time, Don't Ask the owner! Learn how to Do It Yourself, or find some friend with time to waste - The owner has No time to waste, Sorry.

Web Booking Forms.